1．we two who and who？
     咱俩谁跟谁阿
2．how are you ? how old are you?
     怎么是你，怎么老是你？
3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you
     你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
     你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say! if you have nothing to say,go home!!
    有事起奏，无事退朝
6．you me you me
     彼此彼此
7．You Give Me Stop!!
　你给我站住！
8．know is know noknow is noknow
　知之为知之，不知为不知...
9．WATCH SISTER
　表妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!!
　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子打地洞
11．American Chinese not enough
　　美中不足
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
　　车祸现场描述
13．heart flower angry open
　　心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past
　　走过路过，不要错过
15．小明：I am sorry!
　　老外：I am sorry too!
　　小明：I am sorry three!
　　老外：What are you sorry for?
　　小明：I am sorry five!
16．If you want money,I have no;
　　if you want life,I have one!
　　要钱没有，要命一条
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
　　我叫李老大，今年25。
18．you have two down son。
      你有两下子。
19．as far as you go to die
      有多远，死多远！！！！
20．I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
      给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
最后我再加个古版滴斑竹裤子自创滴~
说句我造的：
DON，T OLD THREE OLD FOUR WITH ME，I WERE GIVE U COLOUR SEE SEE！
不要跟我老三老四，我会给你点颜色看看
SMALL CHIRKEN 吧， THINKING DIREED！？

哈哈哈哈啊哈
俺也能做个沙发，实在是搞笑

我们的汉语都快被英文侵占的没了 到处都是英文
连大学英文4级不过都不能毕业 但对语文呢 却没这个规定 昏倒...

呃！偶是个英盲，看不懂。

呵呵偶也看的不太明白啊

虽然看过了，但是这么强的贴一定要顶！！！

我见到英语就头疼!!

good good study,up up day!